Posted speed limits, strictly enforced by a toddler:
🚸 Eating dinner: 0.5 mph
🚸 Leaving the playground: 0 mph
🚸 Running from a diaper change: 95 mph
The signage is official. The child does not care.
A funny parenting shirt for moms, dads, and anyone currently being outpaced by someone under four feet tall.
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THE PRINT
• Bold vintage speed-limit sign graphic
• Distressed finish for a worn-in, retro look
• Large back print designed to stand out
• Durable print made for repeat wear
THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS® 1717
• 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton
• 100% cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle stitching
• No side seams
FIT
• Relaxed unisex sizing
• Order your usual size for a classic fit
• Size up for a looser, oversized look
PERFECT GIFT FOR
• Moms
• Dads
• New parents
• Toddler parents
• Baby showers
• Mother’s Day
• Father’s Day
• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Anyone who has ever chased a half-dressed toddler through the house
CARE
• Machine wash cold
• Wash inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly over the graphic
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SPEED LIMITS IN THIS HOUSE
Because toddlers only have two speeds: not moving and absolutely gone.
One thing I would remove from the current description is “Available in sweatshirt and hoodie” unless those are actual selectable variants on this exact product page. Otherwise it can create confusion right before purchase.
