One star. Would not recommend. The knees make noise now, the back has opinions, and standing up requires a running start and a small verbal announcement.
Big bold front print: MY BODY ★☆☆☆☆ — would not recommend, with a little stick figure lying flat underneath, completely defeated. It's the review your body has earned and it reads from across the room.
Why this one keeps selling out:
- Large front print, white on black — clean, high contrast, readable at a glance
- Unisex fit that works on everybody. True to size, size up if you want it roomy
- Soft breathable cotton, no stiff scratchy feel
- Printed with a durable direct-to-garment process — no cracking, no peeling in the wash
Great gift for: mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, the friend who groans getting out of the car, nurses, teachers, warehouse and retail workers, gym people the day after leg day, new parents running on no sleep, and anyone who's ever said "I slept wrong."
Product features
- Without side seams for a streamlined look
- Highly elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability
- Made with ethically sourced, soft cotton
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for year-round wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
